Beer cheese soup was made for soft pretzels. I know it, you know it, and these twisty knots of soft fluffy bread with the chunky salt know it.

And that is my job today: to give you the pretzels you need to complete the beer cheese soup set. Soft, excessively fluffy, basic delicious pretzels. You know I take this job very seriously.

Here’s a Soft Pretzel Perks Recap. They are:

Simple and straightforward.
Domestic goals.
Make-able with just a bowl and a wooden spoon.
Seriously. Just use a wooden spoon.
Soft, fluffy, pillowy.
Adaptable to your favorite shapes, flavors, etc.
Highly dip-able.
Yummy.

Here’s a quick rundown of the process.

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This soup itself comes together fairly quickly. But I feel it’s my job to be honest with you and the honest truth is that if I were still a teacher instead of a professional food eater